faq’s.

Please feel free to email me if your question isn’t answered here.

I really want to steal your content and use it as my own. Will anything bad happen to me?

most likely not. but you’ll respect yourself more if you aimed higher than stealing.

Coke or Pepsi?

coke doesn’t want to sponsor this site so i’m trying to like pepsi. (it’s not going too well.)

It looks like a toddler designed your site.

I actually used to be a toddler.

Is this a question?

Yes.

And what about this?

Yes also this.

What’s your biggest fear?

Owls.

Is hunting a sport?

only if the animal has a fair chance to kill you too.

What’s your social insurance number?

If you’re not a Nigerian prince needing my help to get your money out of the country, I’m not telling. (If you are clic k he re)

Hey Rick, I’m an internet marketer and I think your website needs some SEO and other fancy things to get your name out there.

[unsubscribe]

If you could be any animal what would you be?

a flying octopus with AR-15’s as arms.

How do you have time to do this?

how do you have time to read this?

Your site sucks and you’re not funny.

If you could have any superhero power what would it be?

being able to open a tuna can without the water splashing on me.

Would you like a mimosa?

oh yes but oh no

You posted something offensive.

i don’t ever mean to offend anyone. – unless you’re the guy who stole my wallet from the psychology exam room you can go fuck urself (York University,introduction to psychology 2003)